All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Randomize
