We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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