Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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