I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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