Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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