I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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