There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.