I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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