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she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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