summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
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i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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