i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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