wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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