This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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