the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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