He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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