why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
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Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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