when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he shaved USA in his pubs
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Bring me that man meat
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You've changed since you got that strap on
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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