I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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