Who did Billy Mays play for?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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