Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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