I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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