So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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