Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She bit a glass in half.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
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Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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