I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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