we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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