I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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