I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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