What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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