After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Idk if I want to put a bra on
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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