I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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