It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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