At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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