would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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