Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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