Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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