I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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