Heybabeimwearingurpanties
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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