woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I can't turn off my feet"
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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