went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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