Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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