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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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