oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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