Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She needs sedatives and a leash
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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