Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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