i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Less talking, more tequila
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Randomize
