Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
should my penis look like a turkey
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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