Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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