i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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