just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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