just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
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We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
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