how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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