he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
MIDGETS
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We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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