No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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What a dumb baby whore.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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