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Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom