And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
So much rum. So many feels.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom