I'm gonna have a badass scar
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He just brought a live lobster to the party.