We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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