Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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