oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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