Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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