How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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