i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
if only i could text you this smell
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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